In case you missed the spoof on the Viagra commercial, here's where my mind was late in the night as I pondered the many issues facing women suffering with HSDD. Enjoy!
Hey Ladies,
It’s just you and your man.
Your dream vacation, ocean breeze blowing, sun shining.
You lie scantily clad in just one of your many
NEW bikinis he purchased for you for this surprise
“pamper my wife” trip of a lifetime.
Your hubby has delivered your favorite cocktail,
umbrella and all.
He’s paid for your ocean front 2 hour massage
(and the local island masseuse just happens to look like Fabio!)
On your coffee table is displayed a beautiful arrangement
of tropical flowers with a love note that was waiting
upon your arrival.
Lastly, the shopping bags bulge at the seams following
your evening at the market where he spared no expense.
Next to you is the 50 something man of your dreams, attentive,
supportive, dashingly gorgeous, sporting the body of a
25 year old due to his diligent work out sessions at
the gym and his brilliant blue eyes gazing at you beneath
his Ray Ban sun glasses... with that all familiar grin
which means only one thing…he’s RANDY!!
You lack for nothing….except DESIRE to have sex with
this wonderful specimen of a husband.
Luckily for him, he has his prescription for Viagra so as
not to miss a single moment of the long weekend.
Sadly, you have nothing but a bag filled with lubricants
which, although they may ease any pain from dryness
due to lack of arousal fluids, do nothing for creating that
spark that makes you tingle and him squirm with
boyish anticipation.
But you deeply love and appreciate your husband and
so you may ( or may not ) oblige him with “sex on the beach”
but how wonderful would it be for you to, without thought,
stand up and give him the strip tease and lap dance that
he so clearly deserves. Take him by the hand, guide him into
your ocean front suite and show him just how very much he
turns you on!
But, alas, your distress caused by your
Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder renders you
helpless and guilt ridden so you simply thank him for his
efforts and flip the page on your 50 Shades of Grey trilogy
that you are reading for the 10th time hoping for some
sexual “inspiration”.
It's time to EVEN THE SCORE and provide women
with an FDA approved medical treatment so we can once
again be active and initiative participants in a fulfilling
sex life with our mates.
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